Wednesday, November 16, 2022

Turning into the Bionic man is cheaper now

Remember when the Bionic Man cost 6 million dollars? Well, it is cheaper now.

How do I know?

I have Bionic eyes now (glasses that filter out different frequencies of light)


I have Bionic hearing (just got hearing aids)


I have a Bionic cardio system (meds for high-blood pressure AND crazy ass cholesterol numbers)


But, I simply refuse to get new knees or a hip until they get those super speed ones!


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