Remember when the Bionic Man cost 6 million dollars? Well, it is cheaper now.
How do I know?
I have Bionic eyes now (glasses that filter out different frequencies of light)
I have Bionic hearing (just got hearing aids)
I have a Bionic cardio system (meds for high-blood pressure AND crazy ass cholesterol numbers)
But, I simply refuse to get new knees or a hip until they get those super speed ones!
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