(Andy Rooney voice) Have you ever noticed the better Brad Pitt looks in a movie, the worse it is? Just remember that when choosing a Brad Pitt film to watch.
Gorgeous Brad - Horrible Movies:
7 Years in Tibet (slow and oddly offensive) |
Ad Astra (slow and stupid) |
Troy (Beautiful and pointless) |
A River Runs Through It (the river is meandering through it, FYI) |
Meet Joe Black (and wake him up when you see him) |
Ugly Brad - Fantastic Movies
12 Monkeys (Brad Plays Crazy as Hell - and nails it) |
Fight Club (don't dismiss it like I did, until you see it!) |
Burn After Reading (he's pretty but a goof-ass) |
Inglorious Bastards (I hate the mustache) |
The Rare Good Looking Brad AND Good Movies
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (the oldest Brad is perfect in this movie) |
the start of it all - Thelma and Louise (the youngest Brad is perfect) |
Mr and Mrs Smith - Great Movie the first time (before you knew he fucked over Jennifer) |
I liked Meet Joe Black!
ReplyDeleteI liked "A River Runs Though It". And I don't see the gloriously tressed Brad Pitt from "Legends of the Fall" represented here either. :o
ReplyDeleteFair enough (on Legends), and even though it isn't a great move, I did like it.
ReplyDeleteI liked A River Runs through it too. But you got to admit, it was SLOW. My mom lives right where it was filmed. The area is beautiful.
As for meet Joe Black... I think we all liked it for its languid romance. But try to watch it again! The Brad gets run over piece is hilarious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mikj8eDKxMQ
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