Monday, June 7, 2021

Have You Ever Noticed?

(Andy Rooney voice) Have you ever noticed the better Brad Pitt looks in a movie, the worse it is? Just remember that when choosing a Brad Pitt film to watch.

Gorgeous Brad - Horrible Movies:

7 Years in Tibet (slow and oddly offensive)

Ad Astra (slow and stupid)

Troy (Beautiful and pointless)

A River Runs Through It (the river is meandering through it, FYI)

Meet Joe Black (and wake him up when you see him)

Ugly Brad - Fantastic Movies

12 Monkeys  (Brad Plays Crazy as Hell - and nails it)

Fight Club (don't dismiss it like I did, until you see it!)

Burn After Reading (he's pretty but a goof-ass)

Inglorious Bastards (I hate the mustache)


The Rare Good Looking Brad AND Good Movies

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (the oldest Brad is perfect in this movie)

the start of it all - Thelma and Louise (the youngest Brad is perfect)

Mr and Mrs Smith - Great Movie the first time (before you knew he fucked over Jennifer)


4 comments:

  1. I liked "A River Runs Though It". And I don't see the gloriously tressed Brad Pitt from "Legends of the Fall" represented here either. :o

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  2. Fair enough (on Legends), and even though it isn't a great move, I did like it.
    I liked A River Runs through it too. But you got to admit, it was SLOW. My mom lives right where it was filmed. The area is beautiful.

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  3. As for meet Joe Black... I think we all liked it for its languid romance. But try to watch it again! The Brad gets run over piece is hilarious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mikj8eDKxMQ

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