And proof that men will pay for the right cosmic surgery

 People were self-conscious about the weirdest things. 

Now, does David Beckham have nice nipples? 

Sure, I guess. I mean, men's nipples have never been a source of desire for me, but whatever.

But now men (the British papers say straight men) are having plastic surgery to get David Beckham's nipples. 

Thousands and thousands to have their nipples reduced and shaped to almond-sized.

That is just an unnecessary surgery to me. I mean, if you are self-conscious about your body, there is already a lot to worry about. But to add nipples to that list, which includes body fat > 10%, zero love handles, a square jaw, and a deep voice. That is just gilding the lilly.