I was scrolling and got another of those "you're an old coot" type ads. Usually they hawk wrinkle fighting creams for men. Crow's feet cream for men. Maybe the odd, "faux-max testosterone will make you a he-man" type stuff.
Basically the stuff you wanted to buy from the comic books, except the sea-monkeys.
And then I see this. The 'Eddie'.
Now either you know or you don't, but do not search if you don't know. Because they can call it. "A Wearable ED Device". But kids, that is a c*ck ring.