I haven't asked for my Xerox pension yet, because it is only around $500 per month. It will go up as I age and we certainly don't need it.
But, hear me out! What if I take that $500+ a month and rent a 2 bedroom apartment in Sarajevo. I can rent a nice place in a nice neighborhood where you are not allowed to open carry weapons. Where food and drink are cheap and I don't have to listen to people tell me that vaccinations include the mark of the beast in a computer chip. Just a place to get the fuck out if I need to.
I can get this nice little 2 bedroom, right near downtown for less that $500 / month. Isn't that a good use of my pension?
That $500 INCLUDES furnishings and utilities (including wifi and cable TV). Makes Texas fuckwads seem less imposing.
And, with two bedrooms, plenty of room for guests.
I will visit you.
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