Posted By Marla_UpallNight

 Posted by marla (and censored by me)... Now, with images. (Since the Dodgers finally won the World Series, mild fetishization is permissible.)

Take it away Marla.

Join me on a erotic journey: the most bangable Dodgers

I'm a 33-year old red blooded woman who had her earliest sexual fantasies about Mike Piazza so here we go!

1. Corey Seager has the sort of 16 year old hayseed hustler sexual persona that will make you shoot your family then take off to the badlands with him. 

   

   Corey Seager
   

   
   

2. A controversial pick, but Kike Hernandez for the fratty humor, jaw line, and very "I will eat your *** out" vibe. 

   

   Kike Hernandez
   

   
   

3. Chase Utley: Make soulful afternoon firefighter chilli cook off winner love to Chase then enjoy a crossword 2gether. 

   

   Chase isn't my cup of chili
   

   
   

4. YASIEL PUIG: MAKE * BUTT STUFF * FUN * AGAIN *  

   

   Yasiel licks his bat a lot. A lot! 
   

   
   

5. Feeling this Eddie Vedder van dwelling dirty feet f**k fumes on Charlie Culbersonnnnn. 

   

   Charlie... She has interesting views, this Marla.
   

   
   

6. Kershaw: Would I f**k this eyebrowless, bible thumping, 9 foot corn fed leather god? Sure, why not. 

   

   I could think of a few reasons why not, but I admire her determination
   

   
   

7. I consider Bellinger to be soda jerk hot. Like a suburban dad who thought JFK was "too radical" and likes to f**k with lights off (could also see him protesting interracial busing). 

   

   Her note is over a year old. Cody has since grown a bit of facial hair and now is just hot (bonus picture below).
   

   
   

   

   Yeah, the facial hair REALLY helped Cody here
   

   
   

8. Adrian Gonzales: MAYBE I DONT WANT TO F*CK MAYBE I WANT SOMEONE TO RAISE MY KIDS, HELP WITH THESE DISHES AND HOLD ME WHILE I CRY ABOUT A DEAD PET. 

   
   
   

Go Doyers.