Princess Tiny Hands' new nickname is Covita, from his new and weird habit of standing like Evita on the White House Balcony, after this break out of Covid inspired isolation. And, like Evita and Mussolini before him, he has turned the government into an illegal extension of his campaign to try force an extension of his power.
- Violation of the Hatch Act (therefore illegal) use of White House Grounds for partisan political gain
- Violation of the Hatch Act: Using the military (Marine) band at a political event
- Violation of Covid rules (both DC and White House rules) requiring 14 days of isolation
- Violation of common sense to let the President talk on mind altering drugs (in this case steroids in addition of his party drug of choice, Adderall)
- Violation of DC regarding public gatherings of more than 50 people
- Violation of White Rules pertaining to social distancing
Also, apparently his whole arm, not just his hands, are oddly small for his body.
Otherwise, perfectly normal day of a megalomaniac, experiencing mania and sharing it his cult members.
I was calling him the "toddler-and-chief" but I'm warming up to Covita.
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