Not sure they thought this through...

For those who remember, there was quite the scandal in Washington State in 1996. Mary Kay Letourneau was a teacher who had sex with a 6th grade student, 12 year old Vili Fualaau.

She was reported and charged with 2 counts of statutory rape. Statutory rape crime in America in which an adult has sex with a person under the age of consent. It does make it a little odd in the US that different states have different ages of consent, ranging from 16 to 18 (although in Washington State, it is now 21 for teacher-student relationships).

Anyway, as she was awaiting sentencing, she gave birth to a daughter by Vili. Mary Kay did get a reasonably short sentence. Like 6 months in jail, 3 months probation, and a ban on seeing Vili Fualaau for life.

Well, the May-December hearts want what they want. Like our own little Romeo and Juliet's hot older Aunt, Mary Kay and Vili snuck around to see each other. They met 3 months later, almost immediately after her early release, but still on probation (she had been released early). I mean, the police barely had to follow her out to the car. This time, she was sentenced to the pre-plea bargained term of 7 1/2 years.

But, love being love, and Romeo and Juliet's Aunt being fertile as bunnies, Mary was pregnant again. She gave birth in jail. After spending seven years in prison, they married in 2004.

One aside here, they were separated in 2019, but Vili moved back into the home in 2020 as Mary was diagnosed and then died of Colon Cancer.

But all of the is water under the bridge for the purpose of this story. One of Mary and Vili's daughters, Audrey, has just given birth to her own baby. And she and her fiancé, Ethan Porter named their son Elias Ulumailuma D. Porter.

Yikes. That is a moniker to live down :

DMV clerk: "And Mr. Porter, please spell your middle name." 

Elias: "U L U M A I L U M A space "capital D period."

DMV: "You have two middle names?"

E: "Yes."

"Well, I need the entire second middle name."

"D ."

"What is the D short for?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing? It is just D?"

"D period."

"Just D..."

".. and then a period"

And then the DMV lady says, "Why not just go by Uludu..., oh never mind, I get it."

"Thank you."

DMV clerk as he is about to leave: "Wait. Uluma.. I know that name. Aren't you the kid of that teacher and the 2nd grader?"

E: "Actually, he was in 6th grade when..." (Elias shakes his head) "I'm his grandson."

So I would never post this about a child. I would respect their privacy. You know, if she hadn't announced it on Instagram and TikTok for likes.

The moral of the story: don't name your kid something like this. It's not as bad as Homer Heche Laffoon, but it's not good. Homer was the son of Anne Heche* and her husband Coleman Laffoon.

*She used to be "The Odious Anne Heche" but she has passed now, and it is time to forgive and forget.