Does anyone besides me remember the really old metal roller skates? The kind you had to attach your shoes to?
I barely remember them. I remember that whenever you hit a crack in the sidewalk, you fell. The skate just stopped and you either fell or popped out the fronts of your skates and tried not to fall as you failed around with one skate half on. And then you fell.
Lace up roller skates fixed all that. Sure, they still stumbled at the cracks, but you could manage because your feet stayed in the skate.
Well, ladies and germs, here are the new roller skates. All fancy with state of the art materials.
They remind me of the old roller skate torture clip ons. I am sure these are better. But not over a thousand dollars better.
That is not a typo. $1,199.00 dollars.
OMG
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