I Don't know what it is like in your city, but...

 ... both New York and Palm Springs have a terrible problem with Canada Geese. Just FYI, you ever want to piss off a Canadian who is a grammar nazi, called them Canadian Geese, not Canada Geese.

But I digress. They are just horrible creatures that have exploded in population because, well I don't know, but for some reason - maybe we killed off their predators? Anyway, they are awful. The poop everywhere, and their poops are larger than Trevor's were. They have caused more than a few plane crashes due to being sucked into an engine - including the "miracle on the Hudson" crash.

Many airports have had to use dogs to flush them off runways. But they just go somewhere else until the dogs go to bed.

I thought they had a positive effect by using their down in Canada Goose jackets. But they are not, and so I found myself once again with few options to get rid of them. I had humorously thought of this solution. I want to know how it works, but this is a good idea.