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Trump's new Press Secretary, Big Bob, gives a presser to explain "What the Hell Trump Meant by That", part 2,309.
While campaigning in South Carolina on Saturday, Trump brought up an anecdote. Regarding NATO, Trump that he told European leaders they had to “pay up.” A reporter related Trump's conversation to Bob.
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Then, Trump said, the president of “a big country stood up and said, ‘Well, sir, if we don’t pay and we’re attacked by Russia, will you protect us?’”
Mr. Trump said he asked the other president if the country was “delinquent” in its payments. The leader responded, “Yes. Let’s say that happened,” Mr. Trump said.
“No, I would not protect you,” Mr. Trump recalled responding. “In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want. You’ve got to pay. You got to pay your bills.”
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Big Bob clarified President Trump's statement.
When Trump said they had not "paid up," he clearly understood that the NATO countries do not pay us per se; they have targets to meet on their defense budgets. That is what he meant by paid up. Trump - you understand - totally gets this.
As the greatest property developer of all time, President Trump understands that if you don't start with the elevator, you can't build the top floors. So what he is trying to say is that if the top floors aren't done, they won't hover above the ground like magic. And in this particular analogy, the magic is the payments to NATO. And those payments should go through the Mar-a-lago office. I hope that settles that.
Big Bob was then asked "When Trump said he would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want," who was he referring to?
Big Bob answered, "Russia. No wait. I mean the Democrats. All the Democrats, but especially ... what do they call those nasty women, the squad. Yes the squad. They really are the worst we should deport them all back to the shithole countries they are from like Somoliolyland or the Bronx."
The presser then ended as Big Bob pretended to choke on a drink of water and left the room.
🚨Donald Trump: If NATO countries do not pay the United States to protect them, I will encourage Russia to attack them. pic.twitter.com/Vk9LO1Bgcx
— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) February 10, 2024
He should talk...he's know for not paying his bills. "A USA Today [2016] analysis published Thursday uncovered 60 lawsuits by ordinary Americans who say Trump and his businesses failed to pay them for their work."
ReplyDeleteYes. Irony is lost on Trump and his sycophants
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