Well, once again, Big Bob, Trump's new press secretary, tries to explain Trump's latest statements.
Big Bob: Thank you, everyone, for coming; let's turn to the issue on everyone's mind, Joe Biden's mental health, questions?
Maggie DuBois: Big Bob, can you explain why Trump thinks magnets don't work in water.
Big Bob: As you know, President Trump was expounding on his outstanding work in updating the elevators on Aircraft carriers. They are magnetic elevators.
MdB: But he said magnets don't work when they are wet.
BB: In this context, President Trump was explaining that if the ship sank, the elevators wouldn't work because they are wet.
MdB: But magnets do work if they are wet.
BB: Agree to disagree. Next.
MdB: Why did he propose the Navy should use John Deere's equipment.
BB: John Deere is an American institution and President Trump believes we should use American technology.
MdB: On an aircraft carrier? A John Deere wench to lift planes up and down?
BB: What foreign tractor maker do you want the Navy to use?
MdB: What?
BB: Exactly.
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Trump: All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets pic.twitter.com/TopK4BRsOq
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 6, 2024
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