Sunday, February 18, 2024

$399.00 Trump Sneakers

No, it is not a typo. Ex-president, current candidate, and convicted felony Donald Trump was at sneaker-con (joining porn-con and militia-con*) hawking sneakers.


Now, his reception at sneaker-con appears to have been decidedly mixed, but that did not faze him. He is so used to being cheered that the noise, punctuated by boos here at sneaker-con, he smiled like they loved him. And he introduced his limited edition (1000 so far) sneakers.

They are rather hideous. Not only that, they may be much cheaper looking. The comment on the website, "the images here are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product" is the giveaway here that they are probably even uglier.

And they are pretty ugly. But the first 1000 sold out for $399.00 easily. I'm sure that somehow more are coming, Donnie hates to leave money on the table and he's got bills to pay. My guess is that of the $399 about $390 of it goes to pay off his bills.


*Made up -cons, but I can see Trump selling made up merch at either. I am thinking large dildo that shows up as a short, mushroomy kind. He has already hawed an AF-47 with his name on it, and a special one that was gold plated, so militia-con seems redundant.

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