Well kids. It's Zombie Day.
From the good folks at Qanon who brought you such hits as:
- John Kenndey Jr. is still alive.
- Trump is still President.
- Democrat and Hollywood's elites suck the blood out of children to stay young
- And Biden is dead, and a robot/clone is running the country
Today at 2:30, a national emergency warning test will be a national emergency cell phone test. Qanon has convinced people that these tests will activate the COVID vaccine and turn everyone who took the vaccine into zombies controlled by elites or Microsoft.
So, let's meet up in DC and take a bit out of Matt Geatz. He'll be a little tough and fatty but worth it. Get there early; there will be a line.