Hummm... This is a weird one. During a chess championship, a kid from America, Hans Niemann beat a couple of guys including a grand champion and current World Champion Magnus Carlson.
The next time they met, Magnus walked away, saying he would not play a cheater. Now, there is no good way to cheat at a Championship match in person. Although Hans has admitted to cheating online twice, he blames that on his youth and says he cheats no more.
There is no proof provided other than to say Hans cheated and no easy way to do it. So the chess community devised a way for Hans to cheat. Again, with zero proof, they suggest remote controlled anal beads.
Hummmm...
This would require someone or an AI to watch the match, and then be able to provide detailed instructions via balls up his ass. One assumes that remote anal beads are now a thing. But to use some anal (2? 4? more?) beads seems tough to do. Can you really figure out WHEN to move one of 16 different pieces and WHERE to move them to? It seems highly unlikely.
But the thought of someone using anal beads to cheat is both an impressive piece of conspiracy theory AND funny as hell. Reviewing the game tape, we see no change on Hans' face. I just think anal bead vibration would have some effect on his expression.
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