Saturday, August 27, 2022

I have heard way too much about Trump's Junk

Oy. So much about Trump's little trumpet.

First it was Graydon Carter, editor of Vanity Fair at the time, described Trump as a “short-fingered vulgarian.” Which Graydon did to drive Trump crazy, and it did.

During the 2016 election, Mark Rubio commented on the small size of his hands - and how they might relate to penis size.

"He is taller than me, he's like 6' 2", which is why I don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5' 2"," Rubio joked. "Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands -- "

The crowd erupted.

" -- You can't trust them," Rubio said.

In the next debate, Trump responded.

"Look at those hands," Trump said on the debate stage, holding up his hands to the audience. "Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands -- if they are small, something else must be small."

"I guarantee you there is no problem," Trump affirmed. "I guarantee you."

And so that was the first and second time I had to hear about his penis size. But not for long.

Stormy Daniels, Porn Star and one of Trump's affairs that he paid off to keep quiet, she spoke up about the member the third time I heard about it. She explained, well. Let's here what she had to say in her memoir...

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.

He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool

I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart ...

It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.

And now Donald Trump Junior brings it up Trump's size again in a different setting:

I am not sure a son bragging about how long is dad's dick is, that might not be the best mental image one wants to share.


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