Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Would you invite this man to an orgy?

First, I know Madison is on my personal do not fly list, but this story is too funny.

Madison Cawthorn, the freshman representative that is handsome, suffered from a car accident where he blamed his friend for leaving him (the friend didn't) and exaggerated his acceptance to the Naval Academy (he wasn't accepted) has posted a totally believable story.

He claims now that 60 and 70 year old men in Congress that "he has looked up to his whole life" are kind of perverts. They have invited him to orgies and done cocaine in front of him. I'm sixty and haven't done cocaine in decades and would NEVER invite Matty to an orgy. He's a bit of an asshole around woman, you know, by getting them in his car and then trying to pressure them for sex after driving to a lookout. 

I mean rule #3 of orgies, never invite a sex offender to an orgy!

And if you think I am wrong that he is weird. Here is an image of him beating up a tree. Really. Here is the video, a still below.

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