The 23rd of december is Festivus, the holiday for the rest of us. Popularized by George Costanza (father of "I Can't Stand Ya, Costanza") it is celebrated around the steel festivus pole and includes feats of strength and the airing of grievances. Herein is my Festivus Airing of Grievances both large and small. There are many, so buckle up kiddo.
- Cowboy Bebop was canceled almost before it aired. A true shafting of John Cho in a delightful role.
- Covid
- Delta
- Omicron
- Covid PCR Testing - apparently the nose bone is connected to the brain bone.
- Taron Egerton has not been in a movie this year
- Murder Hornets (an 2020 holdover)
- Malicious Otters
- Kyle Rittenhouse
- The number of commercials in ABC Nightly News.
- No new Umbrella Academy Season Yet
- They way Irish spell names Ian = Ion or Eion? / Chivon = Siobhán or Siubhán? / And we all have just agreed that Shawn is spelled Sean, no reason why! Kids, there is no H in that spelling!
- The UCLA Head Coach Chip Kelly. W /L record at Oregon 33 - 6, W/L record at UCLA 18 - 2!
- Borshat: It just cold pureed beet soup
- Beets
- Politics
- Aaron Rogers
- 24 hour delays in Charlotte NC
- The lack of Broadway in most of 2021
- What's back on Broadway at the end of 2021: Mrs. Doubtfire! / Diana - the Musical / Temptations the Musical / Tina Turner the Musical / Michael Jackson the Musical / rumored return of Jersey Boys the Musical. Yuck!
- Masks on planes (just make vaccinations required!)
- Mask on Broadway: Kids, we had to be vaccinated to get in!
- De Blasio
- Texas
- The Supreme Court
- The dying sound of Democracy
- The dying sound of the planet (and the fact it's slapping us in the face on the way out)
- Peacock + streaming? another one?
- The lack of either Del Taco or Jack in the Box in a 500 miles radius
- Cancer / TIA of my loved ones
- Billionaires in space
- Elon Musk (1/2 the time, the other 1/2 - I love him)
- Fat Chris Pratt
- Dune 2021 (man! it was more boring than Dune of the 1980s!)
- Jan 6th
- March 29th (2nd straight Covid birthday)
- Zoom
- Cowboy Bebop cancelled (I know, but I really did love that show)
- The new Sex in the City with 60 and 70 year olds.
- Benedict Cumberbatch as a Cowpoke
- My very own Covid 19 (pounds)
- Proving you're a human by checking crosswalks on the screen
- Paul Rudd as the Sexiest Man Alive
I've got more, but I think that gets to the point.
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