Friday, July 9, 2021

Well THAT isn't going to help

Morgantown West Virginia is trying to attract new information workers that can work remotely. This is happening because jobs are feeling West Virginia for overseas or for lack of a future (cola mining). They have advertised in papers and are offering moving bonuses of up to $12,000 - a down payment for many properties.

However, when investigating Morgantown as a possibility, its myriad of benefits include a University to watch, an old town to enjoy and hot and cold running Oxycodine, sometimes things pop at at you. In this case a section from the tourist site morgantown.gov.

I get it, I dislike the invasive deer in the city. But face it, you aren't attracting a ton of knowledge workers with the annual Urban Deer Archery Hunt. "Okay, Johnny, you can go out and play, but put on your bright orange vest so some drunkass hunter doesn't put an arrow through you!"

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