Italygate is a Reach

So, Italygate! Am I right? 

I bet you're wondering what Italygate is exactly. Exactly it was the latest plot attributed to Democrats by Trump's people. Tinfoil hat sold separately.

Italygate depends on the following steps to lead to Biden' win over Trump.

1. President Obama pulled 1 pallet of the billions he sent to Iran
2. President Obama then shipped this 1 pallet of US Bills to the Italian Army
3. The Italian Army then produced software to disrupt US elections
4. Italian software use uploaded by satellite to US voting machines
5. After the election, but before the votes were counted, Italian software changed votes from Biden to Trump

There are of course a few holes in this that might need to be explained. For example:

• (re: 1) The United States did not send "pallets of US $Billions to Iran" for the Iraq deal. The money was Iran's and was frozen in bank accounts until the deal with Iran was reached.
• (re: 1) When the money was unfrozen, it still wasn't sent by the pallet load. It was transferred as international money is.
• (re:2) No pallets of money were sent, and therefore no pallets of money could have been diverted to the Italian Military.
• (re:3 & 4) If the Italian Army could have written software to do this, why would they have uploaded via satellite? Software bugs, viruses and hacks are delivered through the internet, not satellite.
• (re: 3 & 4) The Italian Army is not well known for its hack and programming skills.
• (re:4) US Voting machines cannot link via Satellite (or bluetooth or wifi)
• (re: 5) How? If this happened it should be able to be possible to now detect this trojan software. Why haven't we?
• (Overall) How did President Obama know - before the election of Trump (who unilaterally left the Iran deal) - to pull a non-existent pallet of money to send to the Italian Military?
• (Overall) If President Obama DID get Italy to write software to change the vote totals, then why weren't they changed so that Hillary would win?
• Finally, the whole idea is a crock of shit, but since the Dept. of Justice was investigating it, why didn't they report it.