"Dear Diary" - from Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz' diary for today, June 15th.

"Dear Diary,

Today I had it up to here with Ron Pearlman, yes the original Hellboy and Beast. UP TO HERE!

So I challenged him to a duel. It would be fought against Jim Jordan, the House of Representatives Member that wrestled at Ohio State University. I would wrestle him myself, by Jim loves wrestling (except that ugly fallout were dozens of Jim's students accuse him of covering up the doctor's sexual abuse - and who said those boys didn't really want to be groped anyway). Since Jim is 56 he is closer to Ron's age of 70. That sounds like a fair fight.

My honor will not be assuaged until Jim pins him down and gropes Ron where the sun don't shine.

That will be a good day!

Teddy"

Jim Jordan's entry

"Dear Diary,

I might get to wrestle again! I haven't had a chance since those little pansies on the OSU wrestling team called out the OSU doctor for a little light fingering. I mean, if you can't take the heat, get out of the singlet. But Ron can't complain about the doctor because no one wants to grope his tired ass.

I wonder if Ron has his own singlets? If he doesn't have one, then I can loan him one - I have plenty from college and - you know - later. But he might stretch it out.  Everywhere, if you get my drift. Well, if that is what I have to do to defend Teds honor! I can use my patented flying ham to win.

I smell victory.

James"

Why did all this go down? Matt Gaetz and Donald Trump stated they could not watch soccer if the players took a knee during the national anthem. And Ron commented.