Friday, April 24, 2020

"He said what, Scott?"

File this under things the Very Stable Genius in Charge probably got wrong. 

Much as you have to do when a toddler decides to taste everything, someone as to smack The Donald's hand and say, "NO! Do not ingest bleach! It's very bad for you!" Note to self, get White House baby-proofed ASAP. 

Well, when Trump's 100% fool-proof elixir of hydroxchloridine failed to save people, and actually killed more than it helped, he put that big beauitful brain of his to work and came up with this. Inject or ingest bleach or disinfectant, then go out in the sun or stand under a very bright UV light and, tada, cured! Note to self, do not leave lysol near President's tanning bed.



1 comment:

  1. So yesterday was the day I had decided to take a full day off of the news. Just trying to reset my central nervous system a little by not being in a 24 hour outrage cycle. So, what did I miss?

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